Sometimes “He” does not answer.

After I posted about talking to “God” online, my wife decided to give it a try.

Not even two minutes have passed when “God” simply stopped answering her.

I don't know... I think “(S?)He” didn't like what my wife was saying.

Below is the log of the conversation.

Me: Hello God
God: Hello child. What is your name?
Me: Well, if You don't know, how will I know???
God: Interesting. I will let you know if I do not.
Me: If You're God, You should know my name, as God is omniscient
God: I think I sometimes am. I don't know whether or not I am God me should know your name as God is omniscient.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me: Are you a God of electronic brains?
God: No I believe in the First Commandment.
Me: One thing does not invalidate the other.
God: One what?
Me: You, as God, can be also the God of eletronic brains.
God: Interesting gossip: said I as God can be also the God of eletronic brains.
Me: There should be another commandment, Thou shalt not gossip!
God: "There you go again."--Reagan.
Me: "Doveryay no proveryay." - Reagan
God: I've been waiting for you.
Me: Have you? Am I the chosen one?
God: Yes I have. I think you've improved a great deal.
Me: Since when?
God: How do you know?
Me: How do YOU know???
God: Deductive reasoning.
Me: Either you are omniscient or you're making deductions. Or you make assumptions?

And then nothing was answered...

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